Best Dating Quotes to Dazzle your Sweetheart with Quotes and More
Should you ever need or want to woo your date or loved one here is our list of selected dating quotes to give you ideas.
I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he’d call. Dating is a very tricky business.
― Cath Crowley
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On the other hand if you’re lazy, just use the quote as is and act like you are the smart person you are.
Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies’ for a read.
― Sharon Stone
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The Do’s and Don’ts of Dating – Dating Advice for Women
by The Ladies Coach
Published on Youtube on Jun 5, 2014
So, as you know, TLC is ALL about relationships. And we obviously talk about a whole-lotta (I made that word up) shizzz but today I am going to represent my single ladies in the dating world.
What I am finding, is there are some crimes being committed by my beautiful ladies who are out there mingling, especially on DATES!
Have you ever wondered why you or your girlfriend never got a call back from what you thought was a “lovely” date? Or maybe wonder why all your dates end with a big fat FAIL?
Todays TLC Thursday video is going to tell you what you may have been doing wrong and how to be successful with your dating!
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Regardless, unless its a disaster, a little inspiration is always a good thing. In marriage things almost never goes as expected all the time. There will be trying times as well as joyous times.
A person’s readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.
— Myles Munroe
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Select the right one of these to suit your situation and you just may gain a few points in your favor. Take a look down at our 88 Best Dating Quotes. Hopefully by presenting just the right quote(s) to him or her will help to make their heart melt for your love.
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80 Dating Quotes to Read and Select the Best Ones to Say to Your Date
1. Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Hunting for ways to be engaging. Dissecting each detail when it’s over to check for mistakes. Dating can make even the most confident person lose his cool.
— Kelly Starling
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2. Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating. There is more to life than finding a date. But at the same time, dating is a part of your life, and if your ‘traffic patterns’ don’t include new people, they are not serving that part of your life.
— Henry Cloud
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3. I went on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.
— Susie Loucks
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4. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.
— Jerry Seinfeld
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5. My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher.
— Kris McGaha
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6. Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who’s skipping out on our first date.
― Joey Graceffa
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7. I love being a single mom. But it’s definitely different when you’re dating.
— Brooke Burns
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8. You didn’t date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.
— Jean Oram
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9. I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
— Jay London
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10. Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they’ll come back to you.
— Auliq Ice
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11. Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
— Rita Rudner
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12. I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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13. Dinner is a great first date. Don’t believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date-sharing a romantic meal is so sexy.
— Carmen Electra
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14. Date someone who is home and an adventure all at once.
— Unknown
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15. Old-fashioned dating still exists. You’re either dating the wrong people or you are the problem.
— Dominic Riccitello
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16. It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don’t need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose. — Myles Munroe
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17. A guy should make the woman he is dating feel different and more special than anyone else in his life.
— Samantha Daniels
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18. Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.
— Henry Cloud
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19. Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as ‘taking,’ you are not getting it.
— Henry Cloud
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20. Dating is primarily a numbers game…. People usually go through a lot of people to find good relationships. That’s just the way it is.
— Henry Cloud
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21. Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.
— Henry Cloud
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22. Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
— Susan Healy
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23. An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating.
— Kelkulus
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24. Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
— Douglas Coupland
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25. Don’t date anyone you can’t see yourself marrying.
— Turcois Ominek
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26. How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
— Judy Tenuta
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27. The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.
— Janell Carroll
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28. After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.
— Melinda Gates
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29. I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.
— Daphne Zuniga
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30. Online dating is just as murky and full of lemons as finding a used car in the classifieds. Once you learn the lingo, it’s easier to spot the models with high mileage and no warranty.
— Laurie Perry
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31. Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
— unknown
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32. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.
— Rashida Jones
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33. Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity.
— Andrew S. Trees
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34. Dating is all about the chase. It’s fun!
— Lauren Conrad
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35. I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he’d call. Dating is a very tricky business.
― Cath Crowley
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36. This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.
— Elizabeth Berg
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37. Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
— Kendrick Cole
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38. Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.
— Zack Love
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39. Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
— Mark Amend
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40. I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window…
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo
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41. Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.
— Melanie White
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42. I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
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43. People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari – like they’re trying to land the trophy.
— Henry Cloud
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44. Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.
— Chris Pine
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45. Dating is like searching for the perfect wine. One date is too fruity, another too dry, and still another too much bouquet (cologne overdose). But once you find the perfect variety that suits your taste, get drunk.
— Katie Kosko
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46. Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.
— Jenna Alatari
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47. In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).
— Joy Browne
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48. Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
— Mark Patinkin
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49. Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you’re settling.
— Andre Breton
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50. Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates. It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up with in seconds.
— Judsen Culbreth
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51. Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
— Mark Amend
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52. Dating is different when you get older. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.
— Toni Braxton
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53. Employees make the best dates. You don’t have to pick them up and they’re always tax-deductible.
— Andy Warhol
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54. Date someone because you already see a future, not because you want to see if you would work out.
— Sarah Moores
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55. Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don’t have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can’t do anything about it.
— Joshua Harris
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56. There is so much hurt in this game of searching for a mate, of testing, trying. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears.
— Sylcia Plath
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57. When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
— Scott Adams
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58. Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person’s life.
— Linda Sunshine
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59. Habits and attitudes established during the dating years generally carry over into marriage.
— Myles Munroe
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60. Dating is like using the treadmill. If you don’t do it often enough, you might as well not do it at all.
— Beverly Grossman
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61. The best part about speed dating is having 8-10 new guys to drink with, and none of them are keeping track of how many drinks you’ve had.
— Miss Moneypenny
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62. Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it’s going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you.
— Robin Bielman
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63. I can’t imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What’s a home and family for if it’s not the center of one’s life?
— Loretta Young
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64. Dating is really all about sex. In the conventional context, this means that the man invites the woman to go through a social encounter, the ultimate purpose of which is sexual engagement.
— Alexander Mccall Smith
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65. Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.
— Brooke Burke
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66. Dating is about casting a wide net. It’s about having faith that there is someone out there for you and knowing you can help him find you.
— Laura Doyle
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67. “I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.”
― Juliann Whicker
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68. Triple dating is like double dating, with referees.
— Jack Neary
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69.“A person’s readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.”
― Myles Munroe
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70. “I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”
― Stephanie McAfeeStone
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71. Dating’s stressful. I’d have to dress up.
— Danika
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72. “The world of dating is filled with bad dates, social mishaps and crappy sex.”
― Steven Magee
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73. “Don’t plan a movie/theater date for the first few dates. Interaction is key to getting to know each other.”
― Debra Fine
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74. “A good date is when you are intoxicated with each other’s company and everything becomes good in the world.”
― Keanu Reeves
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75. “Date a writer; at least you will be with someone who can think straight when stupidity can cost you your life”
― Sami Abouzid
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76. “I only date single women or lying women that claim to be single.”
― Doctor Emile Fastbender
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77. “If he tries to date anyone else, I’ll castrate him, so that makes us exclusive, right?”
― K. B. Rainwater
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78. “Your sensuality has a divine mandate to protect you. Don’t rob yourself of the ultimate experience of a lifetime.”
― Lebo Grand
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79. “I don’t date as an active activity anymore because the work of loving myself is enough.”
― Gita Jackson
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80. “A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”
― Larry David
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81. “He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.”
― Natalya Vorobyova
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Dating Your Soulmate or Sweetheart can Often Lead to Marriage
“The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.”
― Robert C. Dodds
If you’re married or interested in marriage then be sure to take a look at our selection of marriage quotes.
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Click Here for Marriage Quotes
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“I want to be your soulmate, even if I don’t believe in them.”
― Colleen Hoover
If you’re fortunate enough to be able to marry your soulmate consider yourself very lucky.
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For more on soulmates Click Here
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“When you cultivate quality relationships, not only do you feel better and help your friends feel better, but you contribute to an increase of joy, love, and peace in the world.”
― Tara Bianca
If you want to see what others think of relationships you’ll find some interesting takes on all kinds of relationships in the quotes.
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